Ganpat- Are Prasad, how are dude? What are you calculating so much?
Prasad- Ohh!! Ganpat, hi. I was just trying to sum the MP's (parliamentarians) salary. What a figure yaar, Maa Kasam !!!
Ganpat- Haha ha ! Prasad, in India the common man will have to only sum up the MP's salary as his own salary can be sumed up without a calculator.
Prasad- Haan yaar Ganpat, magar what is this yaar. Basic salary jumps to Rs. 60000 from 16000. We cant even dream of getting that much in our whole life time.
Ganpat- Are Prasad Chod na jane de, us se hume kya milne wala hai
Prasad- Milne wala nahi boss, aur jane wala. To make allocation for this about 200 crore a year we will be asked to pay some more tax.
Ganpat- Oh shit... this is true, the govt. works on our tax paid money so if their salary is increased we will have to shell more. Pahile he idhar Vaat lagi hai and now some more …...
Prasad- These MP who call themselves servants of the people only serve themselves. Stall the parliament waste so much of money dont do any productive work and above that they themselves protest asking from more salary, shameless.
Ganpat- if I ask my boss for more salary, he will show me the door, Inko inke aukaat kon dikahyega
Prasad- Sab kuch to free hai unko, telephone bill, office staff, traveling expenses, air ticket, Rail ticket to hai he. Now the wife also gets free rail travel. Itna sab kuch dene ke baad bhi inko aur chaiye, shame less..........
Ganpat- the worst part is I dont even know who my MP is now, as I have never seen him. And this must be the case country wide, and these fellows say that they need to meet the citizens so they need more resources.
Prasad- Abe chod be jane de, tu kyon itna tension leta hai. Chalta hai ba India mein sab chalta hai.
Ganpat- Chalta hai nahi hum chalne dete hain. We should raise our voice against this.
Prasad- hahah now look at this, boss you cannot challenge a decision taken by the parliament as they are the law makers. They make laws suitable for themselves not for the you and me.
Ganpat- But if this kind of things go on what will happen to us.
Nothing, China just became the 2nd economy and we are 10th we will be 100th in some years for sure, with even countries like Bangladesh overtaking us as our fiscal deficit will be huge due to such unproductive expenses.
Prasad- super... welath of the common man was looted in the Commonwealth games, and now the loot continues....
Ganpat- Chal re Prasad chod de, (tring tring tring) are biwi ka phone aya
Prasad- dekh ab high command se phone aya main chalta hoon, ja ke hisab karna hai ki mere paas kuch khane ke liye bachta hai ki nahi ya sirf biwi ke taane he khane padenge, usne kaha tha Election mein khade ho jao ye doctorate vagere kya karte ho, agar aaj MP ban jate to humari to Chaandi ho jate. Aur sab se buri baat uska ex boy freind ab MP ban gaya hai aur us din se mere life aur mushkil ha gaye hai.
Ganpat- hahaha Prasad, wah wah agar zindagi mein kuch banna hai to Bas Member of Parliament.
Ganpat – Are yaar did you hear about the Belgaum vision 2040 ?
Prasad- Vision 2040 – is this a new movie?
Ganpat – Not a Movie yaar, it is vision document made by the Corporation and elected representative who made a development plan of Rs.4750 crores.
Prasad- 4750 crore, wow that means it is a lot of money.
Ganpat- yes it is a lot of money and it will be spent by different govt departments on the development of Belgaum
Prasad- oh development of Belgaum or self development
Ganpat – of course the money will be spent on development of Belgaum. All departments like HESCOM, water supply dept.,PWD, forest, APMC etc etc
Prasad – ohhh that should be nice, but Ganpat 2040 kisne dekha hai. I am sure I wont see it.
Ganpat- hahah Thats why I am telling you dont eat gutkha you can live till 2040 then.
Prasad- Gutkha se kya hota hai. But practically who has seen 2040 and the persons who have made the plan will they be alive to execute the same.
Ganpat – No Prasad, you are not getting my point; this is plan like 5 year plan this is a plan until 2040 keeping in mind the cities population then. What all a city will need.
Prasad- Ohh that way. God knows what new things will be invented then. But I guess how does one come on a figure of say 4750 crores. What is the guarantee the plan will be completed in that amount? Here the roads which had to complete in two months have taken more than 7 months see Phule road; only hoardings what about actual work.
Ganpat- Yes what you say is true but one needs to plan you see
Prasad- yes plan no then. Make a plan but dont make financial outlays or projections for a vision document of 2040. Who knows what the value of the rupee be then against the Dollar. Will dollar exist then is also a question. So to me this is all hypothetical.
Gnapat – Hypo!! what do you say man.
Prasad- Boss what we need is a plan. A plan which will say we need Solid waste management and then these things can be done in that category. We need to solve power problem – so we need utilize unconventional sources of energy. We need development but it should be sustainable.
Ganpat- oh these are big words.
Prasad- yes they are but see if we want to develop a city it should be developed in a systematic and sustainable manner. See the traffic menace at the railway gates. We need over bridges and this is a necessity now, so imagine what will happen in 2040. today the population of city is say approx 7 lakhs so by 2040 what will be the size can u imagine at the current growth in 2040 population can be around 35 lakhs +. How will one commute.
Ganpat- hey this is all crap. What 35 lakhs,
Prasad- Now see at this. You are planning for 2040 so one has to plan accordingly. Or for that matter plan in stages. Like 2010- 2015- 2020 … so on.
Ganpat- Are you are speaking like those Belgaum next guys. Sitting in Effa and planing one cannot do anything great on ground.
Prasad- hahah Belgaum next guys. Why not those guys are doing a wonderful job trying to put together
a plan where they are planning only. They will act as a peer group and a pressure group and only make plans which are sustainable for a city like Belgaum. And they arent getting any amount in the middle of development
Ganpat – Oh bull shit man!
Prasad – You are acting funny. You ask anyone today in Belgaum and they say Belgaum needs development. But what it needs is never told. We need amusement parks, we need green parks, energy parks, we need a good solid waste management system, use of different and natural sources of water, we need industries which are eco friendly and also generate employment, we need infrastructure development.
Ganpat- Baap re !!!!these are big words and all said and nothing done.
Prasad- ohh Ganpat, I pity on you. See if we dont plan now we will be no where in 2020 forget 2040. and main thing is public participation in these kind of projects. If people are aware of what they need for sustainable development, then the peoples voice will be heard by the govt. for sure.
Ganpat – Abe Bas kar., 20-40; 20-40 karke Pure bottle Khali ho gaye, Aur ye Dekh “Atta Vazle ke Bara”
Prasad- Oh haan yaar “Vazle ke Bara”, 2040 ho ya 2020 hum ko kya farak padta hai. Hum thode hi jeenewale hain, ye le gutkha kha, daru ki smell jayege aur Biwi nahi maregi. Chal kal phir 20-40 karenge....
Jai Belgaum
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