Ganpat- Are Prasad, how are dude? What are you calculating so much?
Prasad- Ohh!! Ganpat, hi. I was just trying to sum the MP's (parliamentarians) salary. What a figure yaar, Maa Kasam !!!
Ganpat- Haha ha ! Prasad, in India the common man will have to only sum up the MP's salary as his own salary can be sumed up without a calculator.
Prasad- Haan yaar Ganpat, magar what is this yaar. Basic salary jumps to Rs. 60000 from 16000. We cant even dream of getting that much in our whole life time.
Ganpat- Are Prasad Chod na jane de, us se hume kya milne wala hai
Prasad- Milne wala nahi boss, aur jane wala. To make allocation for this about 200 crore a year we will be asked to pay some more tax.
Ganpat- Oh shit... this is true, the govt. works on our tax paid money so if their salary is increased we will have to shell more. Pahile he idhar Vaat lagi hai and now some more …...
Prasad- These MP who call themselves servants of the people only serve themselves. Stall the parliament waste so much of money dont do any productive work and above that they themselves protest asking from more salary, shameless.
Ganpat- if I ask my boss for more salary, he will show me the door, Inko inke aukaat kon dikahyega
Prasad- Sab kuch to free hai unko, telephone bill, office staff, traveling expenses, air ticket, Rail ticket to hai he. Now the wife also gets free rail travel. Itna sab kuch dene ke baad bhi inko aur chaiye, shame less..........
Ganpat- the worst part is I dont even know who my MP is now, as I have never seen him. And this must be the case country wide, and these fellows say that they need to meet the citizens so they need more resources.
Prasad- Abe chod be jane de, tu kyon itna tension leta hai. Chalta hai ba India mein sab chalta hai.
Ganpat- Chalta hai nahi hum chalne dete hain. We should raise our voice against this.
Prasad- hahah now look at this, boss you cannot challenge a decision taken by the parliament as they are the law makers. They make laws suitable for themselves not for the you and me.
Ganpat- But if this kind of things go on what will happen to us.
Nothing, China just became the 2nd economy and we are 10th we will be 100th in some years for sure, with even countries like Bangladesh overtaking us as our fiscal deficit will be huge due to such unproductive expenses.
Prasad- super... welath of the common man was looted in the Commonwealth games, and now the loot continues....
Ganpat- Chal re Prasad chod de, (tring tring tring) are biwi ka phone aya
Prasad- dekh ab high command se phone aya main chalta hoon, ja ke hisab karna hai ki mere paas kuch khane ke liye bachta hai ki nahi ya sirf biwi ke taane he khane padenge, usne kaha tha Election mein khade ho jao ye doctorate vagere kya karte ho, agar aaj MP ban jate to humari to Chaandi ho jate. Aur sab se buri baat uska ex boy freind ab MP ban gaya hai aur us din se mere life aur mushkil ha gaye hai.
Ganpat- hahaha Prasad, wah wah agar zindagi mein kuch banna hai to Bas Member of Parliament.
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